Vandals song lyrics album cover


Change The World With My Hockey Stick


Sheena Is A Punk Rocker

To All The Kids

Vandals Fear Of A Punk Planet


China Town

Girls Turn 18 Every Day

Hey Homes!

Join Us For Pong

Kill My Tenant


Phone Machine

Pizza Tran

Small Wonder

Summer Lovin'

The Day Farrah Fawcett Died

The Rod

Vandals Hitler Bad, Vandals Good

An Idea For A Movie

Cafe 405

Come Out Fighting

Fucked Up Girl

I Know, Huh?

I've Got An Ape Drape

If The Government Could Read My Mind

Money's Not An Issue

My Girlfriend's Dead


People That Are Going To Hell

So Long, Farewell

Too Much Drama

Vandals Hollywood Potato Chip

Be A Good Robot

Christian Or Canadian

Designed By Satan

Dig A Hole

Don't Make Me Get My Fat & Lazy Ass Off This Couch

Don't Stop Me Now

How They Getcha'

I Am Crushed

I Guess I'll Take You Back


My Neck, My Back

My Special Moment

Steal The Flag

Vandals Internet Dating Superstuds


Appreciate My Honesty

Count To Ten

Disproportioned Head

I Can't Wait

I'm Becoming You

Little Weirdo

Lord Of The Dance

My Brain Tells My Body

My Brother Is Gay

Soccer Mom

The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore

We'll All Get Laid

When I Say You, I Mean Me

Where's Your Dignity

Vandals Live Fast, Diarrhea

Ape Shall Never Kill Ape

Change My Pants (I Don't Wanna)

Happy Birthday To Me

I Have A Date

Johnny Twobags

Kick Me

Let The Bad Times Roll

Live Fast, Diarrhea

N. I. M. B. Y.

Now We Dance

Power Mustache

Soup Of The Day


Take It Back

Vandals Look What I Almost Stepped In

Crippled And Blind

Flowers Are Pretty


Get A Room


I'm The Boss Of Me


Sorry, Mom And Dad

That's My Girl

The New You

What About Me?

You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)

Vandals Oi To The World

A Gun For Christmas


Christmas Time For My Penis

Dance Of The Sugarplum Fairies

Grandpa's Last Christmas

Hang Myself From The Tree

Here I Am Lord

I Don't Believe In Santa Clause

My First Christmas As A Woman

Nothing Is Going To Ruin My Holiday

Thanx For Nothing

Vandals Peace Thru Vandalism

Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government)

H.b. Hotel

Pirate's Life

The Legend Of Pat Brown

Urban Struggle